


If I ever win the lottery I’m going to pay someone to have GregG edited out of every TV show I ever watch. He compares getting the good feedback to feeling like winning the lottery. This is good as Victor seems absolutely adorable. Monica heads off to the wanking cupboard and Victor comes out and nails it. Can you imagine the surprise GregG gets every time he farts? Must blow his fucking mind. Everything that’s going in this pan is going to go on the plate.” Wareing replies.

“This sauce is definitely not going to be passed. “Are you passing this sauce?” GregG queries. Wareing, who is increasingly looking like a Game of Thrones character, wants them to make sweetbreads and a ‘rustic red wine sauce’, just like they’d have on Game of Thrones. That’s also right, I’m starting at episode two as the idea only came to me during episode two and I’ll be damned if I’m watching episode one again.įour contestants tonight, Victor, Michaela, Dave and Harrison.įirst up the skills test. That’s right, I’ve decided to start writing reviews of episodes of Masterchef.
